Oh my god, seriously, this post almost writes itself.
OKLAHOMA CITY -- An Oklahoma lawmaker who made headlines in March for her comments regarding homosexuals was stopped from bringing a gun into the state Capitol on Wednesday, troopers said.
But Rep. "Homosexuals are a bigger threat than terrorists" Kern wants to reassure you that her inappropriate gun-toting "has nothing to do with the homosexual situation." (Good to know that, for once, The Gays aren't to blame!)
Apparently, she was just in such a rush to get inside the Capitol building that she just plumb forgot to take the handgun out of her purse. Whoopsie!
I mean, it could happen to anyone, right?
The incident Wednesday is the second time in two months that Kern has been stopped with a weapon at the Capitol. In early June, troopers said, Kern breached security and entered the Capitol with a weapon. [...]
She stressed that in both cases it was merely a matter of forgetting that she had the weapon.
Oh. Okay, then. As RAGING HOMO Oscar Wilde once said, "To
OMG. I hereby pronounce Rep. Kern an official, Hollywood-league, train wreck. All that's left are the nude photos and the rehab.
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ZOMG so awkward. That one is a serious win. I hope you don't mind if I repost at W4D.
People like her show why handguns should be banned. She doesn't sound stable enough to own a handgun.
I think EVERYONE who is too stupid to remember they are carrying a handgun should be permitted to carry a handgun. THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC. XD
If at some point she uses it and shoots someone, she'll probably say she got it confused with her hand lotion.
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