I don't even know where to start...

Quenchista: wow, angstilicious away message.
snazzy.
(btw, this is what I want for Valentine's Day)
Anonymous Nerd: wtf
creepy
Quenchista: Yeah, I'm not sure I want to stick an investment item in my cunt.
Anonymous Nerd: i dunno... maybe it'd appreciate
Quenchista: ::giggle:: how would you describe that to the insurance appraiser?
Anonymous Nerd: or your accountant? "you know, we didn't want to be skittish and pull our investment out, just 'cause it seemed like the market was going down... i mean, pulling out is never the solution when times get hard."
Quenchista: "Oh, baby! Hold! Hold! Hold! SEEEELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!"
Anonymous Nerd: god yeah, baby, roll over into /my/ 401 k...
Quenchista: Mmmmm, now that I've got the real thing, who needs internet banking anymore?
Anonymous Nerd: this is the nerdiest. conversation. ever.
Quenchista: yeah, probably. ;c)
love yooou. ::innocent eyes::
Anonymous Nerd: do you have any snail mail envelopes suitable for mailing a cd?
Quenchista: the smaller bubble ones should do it; you're welcome to check.
Anonymous Nerd: k, thanks
Quenchista: wow - my summer roommate has a blog.
and it's a real lady-pleaser.
http://insingulo.blogspot.com/
Anonymous Nerd: mmm, baby. you make every one of /my/ molecules fluoresce...
Quenchista: When I'm around you, I want to do biophysics with two molecules...
Anonymous Nerd: oh god, you hot thing, you. i have my eye on your ions...
Anonymous Nerd: do you think, if i asked really nicely... that you'd make my bunsen burn? 'cause mm, i want you in my elements 29-7-52...
Quenchista: You do realize I'm Quenching this, right? ;c)
Anonymous Nerd: is there anyway to make a quench post anonymously?
so people won't guess it's you in the conversation?
Quenchista: I could ask someone else to post it for me.
Anonymous Nerd: that might make sense
Quenchista: will do, then. ::tries to come up with pervy thing to say about biophysics and internet privacy::

::fails::