February 06, 2007

Haggard now "completely heterosexual"

DENVER - One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is "completely heterosexual."

Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.

"He is completely heterosexual," Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."

Every Sunday morning for 11 years, Haggard's New Life Church rented out the auditorium of the hellaqueer youth theater company where I grew up. Maybe they caught t3h gay from us...

2 comments:

maudite entendante said...

It just occurred to me ... how can Haggard say his sexual contact was limited to the prostitute guy when he's been vehemently denying having sexual contact with the prostitute guy?

I mean, it's not like I expect his to me totally forthcoming about t3h ghey s3xx0rs ... but this does kinda stretch willing suspension of disbelief a little far, no?

maudite entendante said...

...and when I say "his to me," I of course mean "him to be."