OH MY GOD YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
AIM IM with jungmusiclover.being a transsexual = people asking you about the status of your genitalsjungmusiclover: hi
me: salaam calaykun
jungmusiclover: what's that
me: who's Jung Music Lover, the fan of the Mets or somefing?
jungmusiclover: i love music
and JUng is my nameme: salaam calaykun is Arabic. It means "peace be with you (f)"
jungmusiclover: cool
me: you are a girl?
jungmusiclover: no
are youme: salaam calaykum, then
yesme: where did you come from, exactly?
with the IMing me?jungmusiclover: korean
livejournal
do you go to harvardme: i graduated
1997jungmusiclover: cool
did you like it thereme: you read my livegerbil innit? but there's not much there. yeah, i loved it
where do you live?jungmusiclover: washington dc
you
where do you liveme: at Harvard
jungmusiclover: i dont go to harvard i am thinking about going there for grad school
me: what about my livegerbil made you interested in contacting me, if i may ask? (I don't get many random IMs)
jungmusiclover: ah
me: which school
jungmusiclover: NYU
are you arabianme: no, i mean, which graduate school
jungmusiclover: math
me: FAS, then
jungmusiclover: yes
what was your majorme: East Asian studies - Chinese and Korean
jungmusiclover: wow that's cool
i am koreanme: sí
jungmusiclover: so i know a little bit about korean history
me: i'm afraid i've forgotten all my korean except for the food
jungmusiclover: are you korean
me: aniyeo, Scots-Irish, Cherokee, German-Turkish and some unclear amount of African American (slave) blood
jungmusiclover: oh
did you take korean at harvardme: yes
jungmusiclover: cool
do you like korean foodme: it was hard. Everyone else in the class was Korean-American and could already speak or understand, but needed to "learn proppa"
of course I do
bibimbeob!jungmusiclover: i had that today
me: i used to pig out all the time when I was at school in China
jungmusiclover: how did you like China
me: it was dirty, overcrowded, hostile, polluted - and totally fabulous
jungmusiclover: have you been to Seoul
me: no
jungmusiclover: it's really overcrowded there also
random question: does size matter?me: size?
jungmusiclover: penis i am a bit worried about my size
me: are you fucking kidding me?
jungmusiclover: no i am not
me: bu-bye
jungmusiclover has been blocked
being female = people talking about their genitals
being a lesbian = people talking about their genitals, your genitals and the genitals of an unnamed third female party
being a lesbian transwoman: PRICELESS
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AHAHAHAHAHA.
OMFG
I think this guy has like a fetish for Harvard girls or something. He IMed me too, and he also got my sn from my LJ userinfo, even though he doesn't actually have a LJ. And yeah, he also asked me: random question "does size matter?". Don't believe that crap about him going to Harvard/NYU for grad school, the dude couldn't prove it at all.
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