August 25, 2006

Comeback of the week

Overheard yesterday on L Street near 17th (Farragut North, Washington DC):

Cute hipster-dyke-type: Hey, that's a cool tie!
Well-dressed guy: Um, thanks, but - I'm not into girls.
Cute hipster-dyke-type (deadpan): Oh, don't worry, I'm only into guys on alternate Tuesdays. Since today's Thursday, I was just going to ask where you bought it.

Her: 1
Him: negative a lot

It was a cool tie, though.

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