May 12, 2006

When McSweeney's Attacks

Find your own pose!

I am a pinching koala and tree!Pinching Koala and Tree Traits and Tendencies

Pinching Koala and Tree couples experience a kind of super symbiosis that other sorts of couples (especially vegan couples) only dream of. The harmony that comes from this kind of pairing would be revolting if it weren’t so inspirational, which is why Pinching Koalas and Trees are often surrounded by friends and would-be friends, and their schedules are often booked months in advance.

Comfort Zone

Pinching Koala and Tree is one of the Wind sleepers poses. Other Wind poses you might explore include Softserve Swirl and Fireman's Carry.


Koalas make for excellent lawyers and flea market bargainers, thanks to their characteristic tenaciousness.

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