May 03, 2006

HRCF does some soul-baring.

"I watch porn after I get up, before class, between classes, after dinner, and before I go to sleep."

Man, those Christians are AWESOME at writing e-mail teasers. And for that they get a shout out. They're screening a movie about the "harvard soul" on Friday at 7. Apparently the Harvard soul is fed by porn. Porn in the mornin', porn in the evenin', porn at suppertime...


emily2 said...

yep, they reel in the unsuspecting by saying the word "porn" and then, when they have everyone corralled into one location, try to lead 'em all to jesus =]

been there, almost done that, got out in the nick of time...

wannatakethisoutside said...

Hey, I'm a Christian and I don't really like porn.

I guess I can't join HRCF then, eh?

We probably have other unsurmountable political differences. Like because I don't have a problem with other people watching porn, I'd just rather fuck. I wonder if that's what they meant by critisizing porn. Maybe they prefer sex?

daftgiraffe said...

When porn is on a bagel...

emily2 said...

or a doughnut.

ha ha, glazed doughnut.


emily0 said...

I love that their scientific study consists of a survey from Details magazine.

Or that the idiot's book is published by Regnery Publishing, "America's leading conservative Christian publisher", home to the infamous "P.I.G.™" (Politically Incorrect Guides) series.

And ooh! Their latest one is out: "P.I.G.™ vol. 4: Feminist Lies Finally Revealed!"

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