April 25, 2006

She's Bipartisan, But It's Just a Phase

Girl: Are you a conservative or a liberal?
Guy: I know all teenagers are supposed to be liberal, but I'm pretty conservative.
Girl: Oh my god, I know exactly what you mean. I was conservative until last week when I saw V for Vendetta. How hot is Natalie Portman?

--Bronx High School of Science

Overheard In New York

2 comments:

Trope said...

*snerk* Little did I know that all the Left needs to do to win votes is shave her head.

wannatakethisoutside said...

I was reading further on the overheard in New York page (because I am procrastinating thanks to your post) and I found this:

Tall guy: Dude I swear to god, I was on my bed with this mad hot chick and we were making out for like a whole hour...
Short guy: Yeah? Did you put it in?
Tall guy: No...you don't understand...I was feeling her down there, and she...duuuuuude...she had a cock!

Pause

Short guy: Yeah? Did you put it in?

It's kind of awesome. Although the guy who overheard it put in the headline "It Took You a Whole Hour?"

It's funny that the person who said it was cooler than the person who overheard it and thought he was cool by posting it.