Homosexuality is wrong. God gave me a sign.
Bear with me, quench. I know this concept is hard for you, but I didn't understand his original logic, so I have developed a new one based on the sign that I saw.
- Sometimes, if one is a homosexual, one dates, hooks up with, is attracted to, has relations with, etc. someone of a similar gender to one's own.
- Sometimes, people of similar genders wear similar styles of underwear. (This obviously never happens with two people of different genders.)
- Sometimes, two people who date, hook up, are attracted to each other, have relations, etc. are of very different sizes.
- Sometimes, fags wear tight pants.
- When one accidentally picks up a pair of undergarments that are way too big and wears tight pants over them, this is extremely uncomfortable. If this ever happens to you, you will know that God hates you.
It is a SIGN! Tight pants over baggy undergarments is a sign that God hates homosexuals!