My mom had to get off the phone for the second time in like the last two days because her hockey game was starting.
Clarification: my family does not watch sports. Ever.
But ever since women's basketball and women's hockey and other women's sports have been broadcasted, my mom has been addicted - and her mother, as well, though she apparently used to watch baseball on TV before the advent of Chicks In Sports.
So I ask you: as her dyke daughter with a bergmannite* sister (rides Harleys, drives the biggest trucks available...), should I wonder?
*Bergmannite: female equivalent of a metrosexual; a lesbian/dyke-appearing woman who is, in fact, a straight woman. Ex: My sister is such a bergmannite: she rides a freaking HARLEY and I won't let her meet my lesbian friends because they'll fall in love with her. Also, her boyfriend is really gay.
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You can wonder but certainly don't worry.
I mean, what is there to worry about?
(that is, unless you're afraid she'll steal your girlfriend. then worry away)
Yeah. Your sister *is* pretty hot. Lucky I've never met yo' mama, I guess.
Also, one of the girls who used to live on my floor at Hahvahd is on the US Olympic ice-hockey team, and is the official Queen of the Bergmannites.
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