December 07, 2005

Which 10 Fictional Characters Would You Get With?

“Which 10 Fictional Characters Would You Get With?” Lists
have been featured in Quench Zine. Here's my updated one:

1. Mrs. Coulter (The Golden Compass BOOKS)
Why? She questions the way things are, is badass and on a huge power trip, wants to ruin the lives of innocent 12 girls, and has a Golden Monkey.

2. Stella Bridger (Charlize Theron, The Italian Job remake MOVIE)
Why? She is a great driver, is badass, can crack a safe in minutes, has a good sense of humor, and has great hair. And she’s still willing to cry on your shoulder.

3. Bette Porter (Jennifer Beals, The L Word TV SHOW)
Why? She is totally hot, is a very complex person, and is really hot.

4. June (Uma Thurman, Henry and June MOVIE)

Why? Just look at her! She’s an animal in the bedroom, she has a great voice, is sentimental, and is “hauntingly sensual.” Sign me up!

5. Aeon Flux (Aeon Flux CARTOON & MOVIE)
(somewhere between these two interpretations)
Why? She is very…active, keeps her head above everything, has cool gadgets, will have sex at any time, saves the world, and never gets shot. She has great hair, too.

6. Lucille (Carla Gugino Sin City MOVIE)
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Why? She feels completely comfortable holding a gun naked, and she is very caring, thoughtful, and fearless.

7. Sissy Hankshaw (Even Cowgirls Get the Blues BOOK)
Why? She controls aspects of the universe, likes sex, is very caring and intellectual, and is tall, blonde, and hot.

8. Poison Ivy (Uma Thurman Batman & Robin MOVIE)
Why? She is totally hot, says terrible puns all the time, and people die when they kiss her. Well, it may not be worth that.

9. Olivia (Helena Bonham Carter Twelfth Night MOVIE)
Why? She is a ridiculous, romantic, sexual hilarious drama queen.

10. Rose deWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet Titanic MOVIE)
Why? She is gorgeous, sexual, and lives life to the fullest. Besides, she pretty much turned me gay. With this exact look.

For the record, 2 of these women are gay, 2 are bi, and 5 are just completely questionable, so yay for LBQT women!!


wannatakethisoutside said...

I read Ms. Coulter and was thinking of Ann Coulter. Who has always been on my list of people who should have gay sex. I guess it would be hard for me to have gay sex with her. But, you never know, she could be a closetted gay man...

icarus said...

what an awesome post. also, bette is hot. yes.