September 01, 2005

Mysterious ways

Hurricane Katrina - and the damage it has caused - is one of those things that you generally think are inexplicable. I mean, sure, global climate change makes killer storms increasingly likely, Congress cut flood prevention funding, which is why New Orleans' levees were insufficient to their purpose, the Louisiana National Guard is in Iraq instead of Guarding the Nation - yeah, as I said, totally inexplicable.

It's moments like these when you're glad someone smarter than yourself can provide answers. Take, for example, Columbia Christians for Life, a South-Carolina-based anti-abortion group (which our Drawing Tigers friends will appreciate us pointing out is on the lunatic fringe). According to an e-mail they apparently sent to various news sources (though they have not posted this on their own web page), Hurricane Katrina is the result of abortion.

Hurricane Katrina is the result of abortion.

Now that we've got that cleared up... wait, what? You're not convinced? Let's hear from CCFL, shall we?

The image of the hurricane above with its eye already ashore at 12:32 PM Monday, August 29 looks like a fetus (unborn human baby) facing to the left (west) in the womb, in the early weeks of gestation (approx. 6 weeks). Even the orange color of the image is reminiscent of a commonly used pro-life picture of early prenatal development.

See, to me, it looks more like an unbaked goldfish cracker, but who am I to question the Word of God CCFL?
Baby-murder state # 1 - California (125 abortion centers) - land of earthquakes, forest fires, and mudslides
Baby-murder state # 2 - New York (78 abortion centers) - 9-11 Ground Zero
Baby-murder state # 3 - Florida (73 abortion centers) - Hurricanes Bonnie, Charley, Frances, Ivan, Jeanne in 2004; and now, Hurricane Katrina in 2005

God's message: REPENT AMERICA !

How's this?

California - land of Nixon, Reagan, and the Governator.
New York - land of Pataki and the most sinisterly skeevy metropolitan mayor in recent memory.
Florida - land of election thievery, discrimination, and Katherine Harris' criminally irresponsible plastic surgeon.
Louisiana - Bush state.

What does all this mean? Absolutely nothing. Any first-week statistics student would can make anything look like it correlates with anything else.

In the meantime, a God that cares about protecting the lives of the unborn probably wouldn't choose as His method of protection a storm which has blown out electricity in hospitals in two states - hospitals whose emergency generators are running out of diesel fuel and can no longer keep people alive. Including in neo-natal ICU units. 'Cause, dude, that would just be dumb.

Story first heard on the Stephanie Miller show. Also blogged at Waiting for Dorothy and Eve's Apple, among other places.

1 comment:

Saipan Chamoale said...

I can't stand Katherine Harris. She is such a purge princess